If your in hell and your mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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If women with big breasts work at Hooters, do people with one leg work at IHOP?
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Why bugss bunny wears no clothing on his body, but puts swiming suit at the pool?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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If you choke a smurf , what color does it turn?
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How does Teflon stick to the pan?
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Did anyone see my lost carrier?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Who stopped payment on my reality check?
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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What's the speed of dark?
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
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If there is an extra small and an extra large, why arent the extra mediums?
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How come glues doesnt stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!
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If a Poison is already expired are you going to be killed if you drink it??
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Why is it always the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that made you angry in the first place?
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Can you ever get tired of sleeping?
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WHY WIVES SAY TO THEIR HUSBANDS, “MAKE SURE THE MAT RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATH TUB DOESNT GET WET” ????
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If a quiz is quizzicle what would a test be???
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When you wake up in the morning you say good morning, but if you wake up in the night would you say goodnight???
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If you had a bad dream in the morning would you call it a Morningmare or Nightmare???
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When you go to the dentist why do they give you a lollipop?
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if money doesn’t grow on trees,….how come banks have branches??
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Did you know that when you have a 50 percent chance of getting something right there is a 90 percent chance you’ll get it wrong?
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Why is water wet?
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Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?
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If a person says “A penny for your thoughts”, and you put in your two cents, do you get change?
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Why do people say “You know what?” before telling you what “what” is?
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Why is a dark room called a dark room when its not dark?
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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
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Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?
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Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is it called a classified ad if its there to let us know what there selling?
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Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?
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How can there be self-help “groups”?
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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
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Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
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