I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,”I look horrible,
I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.”
He replies,” Your eyesight is perfect.”
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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recent survey conducted in America showed that 10% of the men after making
love rolled over and smoked a cigarette, another 10% got up and washed
themselves while the remaining 80% dressed up and went home
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